Today passes real slow man. Maybe its becos I woke up damn freaking early today. I'm so wanting alcohol ler(all bcos I had some just now and hooked on it d now). I get drunk fast but I still wanna drink. Used to don't understand why people(man especially) loves alcohol so much. I think I'm beginning to understand now.
When you drink ..
-you get headache(if TOO much)
-you puke, and it smells infinitely terrible,horrible
-and you end up like vegetable
-you spill your secrets out.
-you might go kill your mother.
-you might get new relatives AKA the new son/dotter in your gf's/bf's beer belly.
-you might hop on your castrated dog and start sucking-what-you-think-you're-sucking-but-that's-not-what-you're-sucking.
-...(imagine yourself lah)
After drink must becareful of all these stuff, not worth it you say..
But tell you what, the feeling you get when you're almost drunk is just so so so SO PRICELESS!!!
You get so steamed up,adrenaline pumping and all. Whatever you wanna say but dare not say,you say it all out, and the same case with whatever you wanna do. Without having the concious mind and ability to think bout the consequences after doing or saying things, you're like a short term hero to yourself, for just being you, you know.
Getting drunk is the BEST way to confess without getting all emotional and shy.Haha.
Getting drunk also is the best way to I-don't-know-what-we-did-lastnight. Its either the two persons be responsible for each other and breastfeed their child with beer together or,, "ok,nothing happened last night,remember" and start avoiding each other after that, most particularly is the jantan will avoid the betina lah.Classic what,as always seen on TV.
p/s: went to lake gardens and funfair.might blog bout that later,tune in for more updates. :)
1 comment:
huh..nothing to talk hor? talk about alcohol lagi!! sweat la u.. so u drunk b4?
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