Tan Kam Wern, this is for you, my love~

Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please DO NOT spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in Facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.

If you're a guy - post this as "my kind of girl

If you're a girl - post it as "my kind of guy"

To whichever gender you prefer, really.

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?

~ Well, if you look like Alex Mckee or Lee Hom but have the personality of a snob then you so deserve a punch in your face. Even though I am genuinely not into Lee Hom or his looks. 

2. Smart?

~ Smart, as in street or book smart? Anyway, street smart is the thang of course! But if you're not even smart to begin with, please don't act like one, Miss/Mr.Smartypants, or else you also deserve a flying kick in your face.

3. Preferred age?

~ It depends la, as long as your attitude isn't that of an annoying 5 year old brat.

    

4. Preferred height?

 ~ Whoever shorter than me is a midget! 

5. How about sense of humor?

~ Need not be a stand-up comedian but being a little humorous wouldn't bite, right?

6. How about piercings?

 ~ Whoaaa I noticed a lot of girls doesn't like these on boys, but I do!!! Damn sexayyy alright, especially eyebrow piercing! But is also depends on who wears them =D

7. Accepts you for who you are?

 ~ Well, that's the whole damn point isn't it?

8. Pink hair?

 ~ Nahhh, unless, unless....you'd look really good in it?

9. Mushy or no? 

~ LOL I don't think I can stand mushy guys or girls. Goosebumps all over! Especially those who go all out in PDA!

10. Thin or fat?  

 ~ Average? Well I don't deserve any chance to judge cos I'm an elephant myself  T__T

11. Black, Brown, Yellow or White (skin color)?

~ Hur hur hur, better if naturally fair, so then can go tanning and get super a sexayyy sun-tanned bodehh!

12. Long hair or short hair?

~ Some people looks good with short, neat hair and some totally ZOMFG SEXAYYY with longer hair. 

13. Plastic or metal?

~ Of what?? I don't get this Q.

14. Smells good?

~ Smells of Aramis Life or Hugo Boss would be sufficient alrd  ^-*

15. Smoker?

~ As much as I hate to admit, some look damn cool smoking but I supposed they're awesomefuckingly cool even when not smoking, so ultimately it's up to who, again. I used to want to pick up smoking(pls don't ask why), but damn stoopid I cannot stand the smell thus didn't inhale pun when I tried. 

16. Drinker?

~ YES YES YES! But by this, I don't mean an alcoholic laa. But sometimes, boys who don't drink is kinda cuteee too wahahaha.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?

~ Wahahaha as long as he/she's not some creepy paedophile then it's okayyy la.

18. Muscular?

~ A little of sexayy abs wouldn't hurt =D

19. Plays piano?

~ If you're Jay Chou then this matters!

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?

~ YESSSS albeit guitar being a bit too common. Not like I can play!

21. Plays violin?

~ That'd be romantic for people who knows how to appreciate, but well I don't know how to appreciate.

22. Sings very well?

~ Wahhhlewww, if yeah then everybody's a pop singer d. At least don't melalak like a kambengggg on a high.

23. Vain?

~ I guess 50-50, must be vain enough to take care of own's hygiene to look not too shabby at least. 

24. With glasses?

~ Doesn't matter with or w/out

25. With braces?

~ Har har har I want it for myself! To experience the feeling of wearing one!

26. Shy type?

~ Depends in what/which scenario hahaha

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?

 ~ REBELLLLLLL but hello, if you can't respect your own folks, then you don't deserve a life.

28. Active or passive?

~ Active :D

29. Tight or bomb?

~ Again...in what? I don't get this Q.

30. Singer or dancer?

~ Dancer is usually a bit gayyy (it's not stereotyping cause I didn't say ALL dancers!). But aiyah whatever lah, so unrealistic!

31. Stunner?

~ Ermmm no i think.

32. Hiphop?

~ Would be fine if they're genuinely into it and not jumping into some bandwagon just to appear cool.

33. Earrings?

~ OF COURSEEEEE! =P

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boyfriends-until-you-drop?

~ Nahhhh

35. Dimples?

~ Damn chunted

36. Bookworm?

 ~ Nooooo

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?

~ Sweeeeet but a bit freaky if overdoing it

38. Playful?

~ YUPSSS

39. Flirt?

~ A lil' won't hurt =P

40. Poem writer?

~ LOL quite cute but well i don't know how to appreciate

41. Serious?

~ When necessary

42. Campus crush?

~ Ahahahaha are you kidding meee! :O

43. Painter?

~ WOOT WOOT

44. Religious?

~ His/her wish.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?

~ Alright, but must not overdo it, can be annoying. 

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

~ Cincai ba

47. Speaks 20 languages?

~ SIOTTT, who needs that?!

48. Loyal or faithful?

~URHHMM I thought it means the same thing, no?

49. Good kisser?

~ Hahahahhaa

50. Loves children?

~ Would be cuteee though I myself doesn't really like kids =O

Hur hur hur nahhh I do it deeeee, Miss Tan Kam Wern. Just imagine everything I said there is about u k! Mwahs I wuff u sooo much! =P 


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